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"Communism lives here!" Here is the Winter Games Pansovietici

One does not have time to recover from detox diet (never more apt adjective and noun) North Korean and comfortable flight Tupolev on the "Social-Air" which is beaten and tossed in the middle of the most important event of this period, namely the opening of the new Winter Games Pansovietici. A fast-paced and full of Turin a wave of true international socialism I collected from the pavement of the airport: I am going to get my backpack when I am overwhelmed by the delegation of athletes caciarona of Transnistria. Already drunk with vodka and more eager than ever to indulge in the cozy hotel-blessed bunker-gray-revolution-d'ottobre "Old Lubyanka" (built on the site of the former "Prince of Piedmont"), the new children of Bolshevism 's once spent a night in the hotel and then move the next day in the "City Pansovietica ", residence of all athletes participating in the games, and then to hoard medals (more or less legally ...), as I said the semi-toothless smile and head of delegation, in pure mockery of decoubertiano. It will not be easy. The experts, in fact, staked everything on Belarus, the true nation to beat the Lukashenko -boys are a real battleship on snow and ice, unwilling to leave vacant titles, Mencius least brothers friends / enemies China, the other red superpower capable of competing with the Bolsheviks of the steppe. It also expects a lot from our athletes subalpine, young and inexperienced but supported by the warmth of the public (and some brilliant doctor former GDR, as well as fair by a few rubles) and revolutionary dall'ardore can earn the role of loose cannon and still make very good performance. Athletes also take part in the Games of North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, Bolivia (on the slopes of "snow" are among the favorites), the aforementioned representatives of Transnistria and the long-awaited nostalgic (I say nostalgic? True companions!) USSR, GDR, and even Tito of Yugoslavia, with their retinue of banners and vintage hymns "Cold War". It starts tomorrow night with the opening ceremony at the renovated Stadium Revolution Subalpina (100 thousand people, all seated and covered): contains the vertices of the International Socialists, on all the Barbudo Fidel Castro and our Supreme Soviet of Workers (in chair) to the suit, led by the great Father of the Revolution, Comrade Fausto.

sketch to the People's House, hoping to find some more credit for the opening ceremonies, while speakers from all over the city and deafening thunder of the haunting notes of "Red Flag" now "Communism lives here!"