Monday, March 20, 2006

How Do I Know When My Period Is Over?

Belarusian


congratulations to Comrade President Aleksandr Lukashenko in Belarus democratic elections swept the with 82, 6% of the vote!
People's Republic of Soviet Socialist Subalpina whole, praised the magnificent outcome of the election, hoping that the common brotherhood Bolshevik could further bring these two great social, bulwarks extremes of Permanent Revolution in the sinister heart of liberal Europe.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Pedicure Got Infection

"Communism lives here!" Here is the Winter Games Pansovietici

One does not have time to recover from detox diet (never more apt adjective and noun) North Korean and comfortable flight Tupolev on the "Social-Air" which is beaten and tossed in the middle of the most important event of this period, namely the opening of the new Winter Games Pansovietici. A fast-paced and full of Turin a wave of true international socialism I collected from the pavement of the airport: I am going to get my backpack when I am overwhelmed by the delegation of athletes caciarona of Transnistria. Already drunk with vodka and more eager than ever to indulge in the cozy hotel-blessed bunker-gray-revolution-d'ottobre "Old Lubyanka" (built on the site of the former "Prince of Piedmont"), the new children of Bolshevism 's once spent a night in the hotel and then move the next day in the "City Pansovietica ", residence of all athletes participating in the games, and then to hoard medals (more or less legally ...), as I said the semi-toothless smile and head of delegation, in pure mockery of decoubertiano. It will not be easy. The experts, in fact, staked everything on Belarus, the true nation to beat the Lukashenko -boys are a real battleship on snow and ice, unwilling to leave vacant titles, Mencius least brothers friends / enemies China, the other red superpower capable of competing with the Bolsheviks of the steppe. It also expects a lot from our athletes subalpine, young and inexperienced but supported by the warmth of the public (and some brilliant doctor former GDR, as well as fair by a few rubles) and revolutionary dall'ardore can earn the role of loose cannon and still make very good performance. Athletes also take part in the Games of North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, Bolivia (on the slopes of "snow" are among the favorites), the aforementioned representatives of Transnistria and the long-awaited nostalgic (I say nostalgic? True companions!) USSR, GDR, and even Tito of Yugoslavia, with their retinue of banners and vintage hymns "Cold War". It starts tomorrow night with the opening ceremony at the renovated Stadium Revolution Subalpina (100 thousand people, all seated and covered): contains the vertices of the International Socialists, on all the Barbudo Fidel Castro and our Supreme Soviet of Workers (in chair) to the suit, led by the great Father of the Revolution, Comrade Fausto.
sketch to the People's House, hoping to find some more credit for the opening ceremonies, while speakers from all over the city and deafening thunder of the haunting notes of "Red Flag" now "Communism lives here!"

Friday, March 17, 2006

Preperation H For Thinner Waist

Keynesian or pro-globalization? No, five-year plan! Nostalgie Nostalgie

thought, or petty bourgeois from overwork, that the ideas of revolution were already dead? Useless, a healthy "holiday reform" to the beautiful sun Pyongyang has put back in the sixth your reporter as well as his inkwell filled with ink to tell you what happens sub-alpine . And in fact recovered a flying Pravda of the People ", just pour me a novelty in the eyes, indeed The News: The Supreme Soviet after months of work on the sly and invigorating drink to Stalin, has finally drawn up and promulgated the first Five Year Plan. A monument of 324 pages of paper (the first volume is a gift with a newspaper) that will tell what we finally are five years of our life, after a late-adolescence spent among incazzature to project a calm and daily insecurity. What say all organized, planned everything, everything looked ... There are already, even, the estimated results the fifth year! And did you open the heart of the Langhe and Monferrato become intensive monoculture of the vine from red grapes (the white wine has been abolished, untap it and knows the Christian Democrats) on the Cuban model of the highly successful agricultural reform, a return to good old heavy industry made in foundries, steel mills and more; revival of the space industry with the launch of the first Martian satellite "Gianduja Red" reopening of the Trino nuclear power plant, in defiance to the U.S. and the IAEA, corporate reorganization and revitalization of neo-industries Fiat car model with collectivized "Great Trabant" and with the tank "Bogia-Nen" (on the latter speaks of a long line of foreign buyers, prime contractors, Member of Lesotho, Bhutan and Nauru). And last but not least the recovery of our beloved capital, Turin. Recovery that is, its reassuring image of the gray industrial town of the last attempts to make a wicked metropolis of culture and tourism: Right, with the camera flash-photo-carriers in healthy odious capitalist mood, now under the arches We want to hear only see the gleam of metal wrenches! And the tired faces, but familiar, the workers of the first round.
close the "Pravda". That's great, I'm back home ...