
Friday, December 2, 2005
Coding Drinking Games
Edict No.2 "Any other business for the good revolutionary"
Days of silence (your reporter, oops! Pardon the Americanism, your fellow scribbler overseas curtain, not D'Ampezzo, did a social outing with mates unions in Transnistria, in search of "sguup "...) but the Supreme Soviet of Workers never sleeps: it has only worked as the Chinese can do, ie 25 hours a day without pause-wc, and continued undaunted in his work Sovietization of, acquiring a top ministry official and a bureaucracy worthy of the glories Moscow '50s and '60s. After the intelligentsia, fed well from canned meat from Mongolia and Cuban cigars, has set in motion and has planned the work of indoctrination of the masses of workers to strikes edicts, stakanovisticamente collected on the Pravda of the People. " Sifting through here and there, jump to the eye's edict No 437 bis "... on the renaming of the United States during ongoing North Korea, in via Cavour street dog Laika, the space-to Piazza Vittorio Veneto square Ernesto" Che "Guevara, etc. ..." or paragraph 5198 "... on construction of the proletariat, which sets the painting in gray-outskirts of Bratislava historical buildings of downtown buildings besides the taste of hazel Savoy bourgeois-reactionary, and then ..." or even no 765326 "... on the redevelopment of the square of the Kremlin Subalpine (Piazza Castello or ex-Medal Plaza NDA) by the overthrow of the fascist tower Full Insurance. General to place the statue in marble and concrete partner of the other Fausto 666.66 meters ...". And what about the No 6897 "... on the animal and plant species that splits between 'revolutionary' (eg: cattle, ant, lichen, clam, oak, mint etc ...) and 'counter' (cicada, cockroach, geranium, salmon, yellow fin tuna, or the mythical Fir ...)" No 3228113 "... lawful on eating french fries with American sauce called 'ketchup' also May 1 ...". Deserves a chapter to itself the edict issuer radio and television, so given that the rate of vodka in the blood increases the speed of a Sputnik with the temperature (in the bearskin and shall vest with the portrait of Tito, and there are -10 ° in the Casa del Popolo) but decreases the level of clarity, why not talk about it next time? All in view of the solemn proclamation of the much first Five Year Plan, scheduled for later this year ... Dasvidania Tovarish!

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