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Saturday, December 24, 2005
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Good days "socialist" comrades sailors!
Here we are, therefore, to the fateful night of December 24th! According to the new directives of our Supreme Soviet (in chair), the bourgeois and clerical Christmas party of 25 is replaced by the "Memorial Day in honor of Comrade Jesus Christ the Nazarene Carpenter," while the traditional Boxing Day, 26 switched to the "Day of mate with the card number of a Party. " It remains, therefore, that plunge into the sweet idleness crucible fair perhaps accompanied by a strong proletarian eaten. Good days "socialist" at all, remembering that our Comrade Fausto controls us all with loving eyes and slightly flushed from the pall of smoke Cuban cigars.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Response To Employment Rejection
hundred (and more) red flag flutters in the sun of!
met and exceeded hight of 100 contacts! Thanks mates! The Supreme Soviet of Workers (in chair) welcomes and applauds their due recognition. More and more people are in search of his five-year plan, or just want to try a shot from lord of socialism. In lean times we are content, "yet we must go to conquer the red spring, the rising of the sun of ..."

Saturday, December 17, 2005
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Vote, vote, vote!
But this Saturday, the novelties rained one after the other! Canal Red Star, in fact, help us all, Comrade Fausto, announced surprise that the project of the Siberian will only with the full support and approval of the population by an instrument of high demokrazia socialist or popular referendum.

I have here for you, dear fellow readers, exclusively, the text of the aforementioned:
" partner in the Socialist People's Republic subalpine! Will you approve, by referendum called 'referendum' , the project called 'New branch of the Turin-Vladivostok Trans-Siberian Railway' , aimed at the creation of a new rail tunnel 2011.384 km from Turin and the hub of Moscow?
- - Yes
- - No (but out of solidarity with fellow activists say yes) "
winner who has reached 50% plus 1 of preferences, but you will not need a quorum for a valid consultation, as will apply the rule of silence gives consent: who does not show up at the polls is already implicitly (and logically) in favor of "yes." Ah, the democracy, which wonderful thing! That little bee, then? Vote, vote, vote!
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And run, run, run, run the engine ...
will be happy with our bold companions Susa: now that the beloved People's Republic was established, today, Saturday, December 17 year 0 of the Revolution, was given a final farewell to the project of -speed Lyon-Turin, now completely useless. They may, therefore, muntagnìn breathe a sigh of relief and joyful return to their pastures between the edelweiss and mosses are evergreen: farewell, then, to train fiercely rapacious capitalism and anti-environmentalist! But cristallline the minds of our comrades of the Supreme Soviet did not cradle of enthusiasm. In fact, have been prepared a new and innovative proposed rail (train: half so dear to the old Bolshevik comrades of Mother Russia), or the commencement of a new branch of the Trans-Siberian that our approaches to Stalingrad subalpine mythical Vladivostok, the terminus of the well known Asian rail link! Assisted by a team, sorry ... a group of North Korean engineers and logistical support of former managers of Lokomotiv (retrieved without difficulty from a rosy future of cirrhosis of the liver from the consumption of vodka), our engineers of the railway system have demonstrated the feasibility and preparatory studies the press: it is an impressive tunnel of more than 2000 km that passes the Po Valley and then the states of Austria, Slovakia and Ukraine to Moscow to engage in pre-existing route. An ambitious work of highly engineered, no doubt about it, plus reinforced by the very low environmental impact due to the use (and mind you lustratevi eyes!) Copies of entire groups of beavers, moles and groundhogs for the excavation of that tunnel! Translation: zero pollution and very limited running costs! But Can you imagine such a spectacle of natural harmony between man and animal, united by a common ideal socialist?!? It seems to me already hear the dull, incessant rasping of our fellow rodents ...

Friday, December 9, 2005
What Is The Problem With Drinking Coconut Milk?
purged mon amour: People in the TV there is room for everyone!
Ah! Dear comrades, knew how pleasant it is an evening of svacco proletarian front of the television in this period! In fact, since the issuer has passed the edict radio and television, the ether is restructured by the Soviet state that jumble of more or less commercial networks. The sheer hard work of our meningitis nomenklatura has given birth to the re-emergence of three networks rigorosamante of state (and mind you, not public!), Three as the perfect number, but also as the cornerstones of our guide, Comrade Fausto, ie: the cigar, the velvet jacket and peasants of Chiapas. Well here they are. The Red Star Channel, institutional, entrusted to the expert hands of the dark "companion Rag", a Tupolev-solid and sober as a Carabinieri uniform Red is purely a channel of information: news and speeches by the Supreme Soviet in rotation, as well as a saucy late night with the most beautiful work of Fidel Castro to Cuban TV, high demand from the public, and correspondence from the oasis of Gianni Mina socialist spread the globe. The second channel, however, directed by Sandro Curzi bright skull is called Tele Kabul (finally) and the network is more experimental and avant-garde: Investigative journalism in North Korea, highbrow debates, one thousand monographs on the plot by Bulgarian secret services, as well as the highly successful reality show "The Mine", where a handful of American hostages must survive for at least 35 years working, precisely at a mine under the same conditions of life of British miners of the first Industrial Revolution. And finally comes the third channel, the real gem: Tele Santoro, ie 24 hours non-stop monologue purge par excellence of Italian TV, Michele Santoro, just before the cameras with an audience of tailor's dummies are prepared to act to ignite "debate". And the radio? Single issuer "steel", Radio Militanz: choirs Soviet Navy, Balkan tunes of the partisans of Tito, the best speeches to fellow Albanian Enver Hoxa, reading of the most beautiful pages of Marx and Mao and so and so Noise Workshop, for fans of 'industrial and Einstürzende Neubauten. Now, raise your hand if you have more nostalgia for the digital terrestrial and Mediaset? If this is not a paradise ...

Friday, December 2, 2005
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Edict No.2 "Any other business for the good revolutionary"
Days of silence (your reporter, oops! Pardon the Americanism, your fellow scribbler overseas curtain, not D'Ampezzo, did a social outing with mates unions in Transnistria, in search of "sguup "...) but the Supreme Soviet of Workers never sleeps: it has only worked as the Chinese can do, ie 25 hours a day without pause-wc, and continued undaunted in his work Sovietization of, acquiring a top ministry official and a bureaucracy worthy of the glories Moscow '50s and '60s. After the intelligentsia, fed well from canned meat from Mongolia and Cuban cigars, has set in motion and has planned the work of indoctrination of the masses of workers to strikes edicts, stakanovisticamente collected on the Pravda of the People. " Sifting through here and there, jump to the eye's edict No 437 bis "... on the renaming of the United States during ongoing North Korea, in via Cavour street dog Laika, the space-to Piazza Vittorio Veneto square Ernesto" Che "Guevara, etc. ..." or paragraph 5198 "... on construction of the proletariat, which sets the painting in gray-outskirts of Bratislava historical buildings of downtown buildings besides the taste of hazel Savoy bourgeois-reactionary, and then ..." or even no 765326 "... on the redevelopment of the square of the Kremlin Subalpine (Piazza Castello or ex-Medal Plaza NDA) by the overthrow of the fascist tower Full Insurance. General to place the statue in marble and concrete partner of the other Fausto 666.66 meters ...". And what about the No 6897 "... on the animal and plant species that splits between 'revolutionary' (eg: cattle, ant, lichen, clam, oak, mint etc ...) and 'counter' (cicada, cockroach, geranium, salmon, yellow fin tuna, or the mythical Fir ...)" No 3228113 "... lawful on eating french fries with American sauce called 'ketchup' also May 1 ...". Deserves a chapter to itself the edict issuer radio and television, so given that the rate of vodka in the blood increases the speed of a Sputnik with the temperature (in the bearskin and shall vest with the portrait of Tito, and there are -10 ° in the Casa del Popolo) but decreases the level of clarity, why not talk about it next time? All in view of the solemn proclamation of the much first Five Year Plan, scheduled for later this year ... Dasvidania Tovarish!

Monday, November 28, 2005
How To Get Notified Before A Fire Drill
Edict No.1 "Soviet + electricity are not communism, but a glass of Lambrusco!"
Carry (and the little man "Evve) the rally held by the Man in cashmere, henceforth called" Comrade Fausto ", his heart still full of Soviet pride" Comrades! The hour of revolution has struck! Of course a month (!? NDA) behind schedule but what can you do Russian, we are in Italy ... bbene blood volume, but has struck at last! The proletarian justice has run its course and now the Trotskyites and Chiamparino Bresso lie in blue-collar-studs at the Mirafiori Fiat Rivalta, assigned to the first-round painting galvanized metal "- cheers of jubilation," Now here solemnly proclaiming vobis er ... no ... azz ... announcement, I said, indeed proclaim the birth of the People's Soviet Socialist Republic with its capital Subalpina proletarissima Torino "- cheers, howls of joy, also a hint of" red flag "with a chitarrine and accordion -" I was saying ... birth of this new republic will be the first step of the reinvigorated Communist sentiment that pervades our country, a feeling of export-globalization forces that will bring the redemption of the world's only nation working toward a socialist to a 'one flag, the red like my wool scarf cashmere! "- riot of applause and tears of emotion -" The tired-capitalist reactionary forces - buuu various insults and in the background - as we encircle a small enclave in
a red carpet with stars and stripes, so dear comrades stringetevi around your Commander in Chief, me, and its Supreme Soviet for the defense of our little republic by the Yankees counter-imperialist neocon bombardaci ready to coca-cola and dvd Shwarzenegger! Comrades from all over the world, unite! "

a red carpet with stars and stripes, so dear comrades stringetevi around your Commander in Chief, me, and its Supreme Soviet for the defense of our little republic by the Yankees counter-imperialist neocon bombardaci ready to coca-cola and dvd Shwarzenegger! Comrades from all over the world, unite! "
And so, in the wave of the overall transport, we could see pensioners brandenti threatening copies of Liberation and threatening young altrattanto freakettoni bongos titan lifting windows are the envy to Jamaicans, all mobilized defense of our dear sickle & hammer.
The new dawn of communism to the taste of wet caoda has finally risen!
Sunday, November 27, 2005
How Much Does It Cost To Become Bonded
Notes of a traveler in the land of socialism
it all began. Years ago, a classmate from high school told me "Turin seems a Moscow Bolshevik" and I obviously do not
or I could not believe it. But I've been holding the dream on a cold November day
(I would say almost Siberian!) Has come true! Caoticissima morning: a bustle of people on the street (put a little 'difficulty in the "Sunday walk") in front of the Fiat workers and principals and in Piazza Castello with unmistakable background music of the Third International and the smell of tortillas-like celebration of 'Unity and finally a riot of red flags have announced the arrival of the Revolution and the taking of the Palace of the Region! It 'was all a bluff: the Squatter anti-Olympic cyclical excesses, the hot August grenade as well as the voice of the movement raised
no-Tav were conceived as a azioncelle noise, smoke in the public eye
to hide the true revolutionary goal: the re-conquest of our ex-factory town! At any moment a man in glasses and cashmere will dawn on his forehead from the balcony of our "building Winter "and the flood of" r's "Fly arringherà the cheering crowd and decide the first attessimi edicts promulgated by the Soviets of workers (in chair). What else? I have tears in my eyes (it will be my neighbor with dreddoni is that I smoked his Cylum?), But I try to compose myself: I am a spokesman at the bottom of the revolution, a little 'friendly aplomb of an agent of the KGB, of course! Invitation to the Third World romanticism radical-chic, then! If you want, I will keep you informed about this growing adventure to the next revolutionary press release, then!

or I could not believe it. But I've been holding the dream on a cold November day
(I would say almost Siberian!) Has come true! Caoticissima morning: a bustle of people on the street (put a little 'difficulty in the "Sunday walk") in front of the Fiat workers and principals and in Piazza Castello with unmistakable background music of the Third International and the smell of tortillas-like celebration of 'Unity and finally a riot of red flags have announced the arrival of the Revolution and the taking of the Palace of the Region! It 'was all a bluff: the Squatter anti-Olympic cyclical excesses, the hot August grenade as well as the voice of the movement raised
no-Tav were conceived as a azioncelle noise, smoke in the public eye
to hide the true revolutionary goal: the re-conquest of our ex-factory town! At any moment a man in glasses and cashmere will dawn on his forehead from the balcony of our "building Winter "and the flood of" r's "Fly arringherà the cheering crowd and decide the first attessimi edicts promulgated by the Soviets of workers (in chair). What else? I have tears in my eyes (it will be my neighbor with dreddoni is that I smoked his Cylum?), But I try to compose myself: I am a spokesman at the bottom of the revolution, a little 'friendly aplomb of an agent of the KGB, of course! Invitation to the Third World romanticism radical-chic, then! If you want, I will keep you informed about this growing adventure to the next revolutionary press release, then!
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