There is a time of year when the few certainties is that they are no longer enough. The infallibility of Marxist-Leninist doctrine, the five-year plan or work for the tunnel are a Siberian Baffone all'accaldato proletarian subalpine, which has only one thought on my mind: where you go on holiday this summer? Yes, because as long as it was united with Italy the traditional goals were within reach of the motorway queue (Liguria, the Adriatic coast, south ...), but now that has arisen around Cispadana new Iron Curtain has become a little bit difficult ( Vopos gianduiotti and have learned all the old gentlemen of the DDR, as a friendly keep the unsuspecting guests to the sound of Kalashnikov rifles and barbed wire). The subalpine
top ministry official has to waste much breath promoting Flights "Proletarian-cost to havens of Socialism Real as Havana, Pyongyang and Tiraspol in Transnistria, or the fabulous toxic waters of our lakes spotted the armpit of our local working-class and only requires only the sea, period.
How do? Brill and brilliant generals of the People's Subalpina suggest the invasion of the coast from Savona (code name: "Operation red umbrella") with the next attack by getting familiar Taepo-Dong missiles, Menton and Monaco.
Some people think it to a much more ambitious project, worthy of Soviet glory-that-were, is the architect of the People, mate Rui Frio, which launched the idea "The sea in Turin: if we do not have it, it is he who comes to us ". With a detailed study, accompanied by accurate and precise calculations planimetric measurements on the field, thought to flow into a corner of the Ligurian Sea in our Republic, and dismantling of entire areas of the coast ' Ligurian Apennines (hunting, of course, the local population) to the right to create a bay a few miles from the outskirts of our capital city: a colossal feat of engineering and technology of the revolutionary genius who surprised the world with strokes of spade and pickaxe! Surely a 'massive investment in usability certainly not immediate, but only think of a long line of umbrellas and chairs from the parts of Moncton, with its crush of Fiat cars in parking lots, already puts the shivers, raises his left fist and sing their hearts out "Red Flag"! Other
that the courses of rivers diverted along the Russian steppe: here between the Turin-Siberian Vladivostok, Pansovietici games in Turin and the sea, our Soviet Socialist Republic Subalpina become the star (red) the brighter the entire signature planetarium. And sorry if it is little.
