Edict No.1 "Soviet + electricity are not communism, but a glass of Lambrusco!"
Carry (and the little man "Evve) the rally held by the Man in cashmere, henceforth called" Comrade Fausto ", his heart still full of Soviet pride" Comrades! The hour of revolution has struck! Of course a month (!? NDA) behind schedule but what can you do Russian, we are in Italy ... bbene blood volume, but has struck at last! The proletarian justice has run its course and now the Trotskyites and Chiamparino Bresso lie in blue-collar-studs at the Mirafiori Fiat Rivalta, assigned to the first-round painting galvanized metal "- cheers of jubilation," Now here solemnly proclaiming vobis er ... no ... azz ... announcement, I said, indeed proclaim the birth of the People's Soviet Socialist Republic with its capital Subalpina proletarissima Torino "- cheers, howls of joy, also a hint of" red flag "with a chitarrine and accordion -" I was saying ... birth of this new republic will be the first step of the reinvigorated Communist sentiment that pervades our country, a feeling of export-globalization forces that will bring the redemption of the world's only nation working toward a socialist to a 'one flag, the red like my wool scarf cashmere! "- riot of applause and tears of emotion -" The tired-capitalist reactionary forces - buuu various insults and in the background - as we encircle a small enclave in
a red carpet with stars and stripes, so dear comrades stringetevi around your Commander in Chief, me, and its Supreme Soviet for the defense of our little republic by the Yankees counter-imperialist neocon bombardaci ready to coca-cola and dvd Shwarzenegger! Comrades from all over the world, unite! " And so, in the wave of the overall transport, we could see pensioners brandenti threatening copies of Liberation and threatening young altrattanto freakettoni bongos titan lifting windows are the envy to Jamaicans, all mobilized defense of our dear sickle & hammer.
The new dawn of communism to the taste of wet caoda has finally risen!